Wolfgang, the trusty German Shepherd of the Alpha Dogs, passed away last night. He had been ailing for a few days. Doc O'Neil thinks he had a heart attack while sleeping.
Wolfgang was a wonderful dog. He was a protector, a friend, a loyal companion and a great fucker. He was intelligent and affectionate. Wolfgang served Sergeants Boner and Dickson for 12 years. He was the first dog to mate with Thomas. He brought joy and fun to the entire Alpha Dogs team.
He will be truly missed but never forgotten.
He will be buried at Camp Meadows Dog Cemetery, and final respects will be given by the whole army base.
Rest in peace, Wolfgang, we will fuck again on the other side.
Oh no! Rest in peace, Wolfgang.
ReplyDeleteSo sad! Rest in peace beloved Wolfgang.
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ReplyDeleteSad news, butt nonetheless PURE FFuKKKin SSeXXX! K-9 WOLFGANG never at-rest, never at-ease. His MemorialStone to include this image and inscription: "Cocked&Loaded Ferever!"
ReplyDeleteHe was one of us . RIP cool dog !
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